Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Specialist

The specialist said, "I don't do that." Please,
We begged him, do it, only tell no one
And we'll keep it a secret when it's done.
You know it's nothing, it'll be a breeze,
And you can do it with a local freeze,
So the anaesthetist won't have to stun
The patient with his bag of tricks. No fun!
"I could involve myself, if no one sees."

We certified that nobody would see,
Assuring him that we were all adults,
Although George still played with his catapults
And Marcia keeps rag dolls on her settee.
I think he did it only for the fee —
Okay. We only care about results.

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