Ineligible for the Broadway Stroke

Ineligible for the Broadway Stroke,
She walked downtown, past Second Avenue,
And spent her last two quarters on some chew.
She makes large bubbles, which go up in smoke
When anybody makes a sexist joke
(She laughs, but tells them she's a Jersey Jew —
Which means to her just what it means to you).
She doesn't do hashish; it makes her choke.

Indelicate? The Broadway Stroke is cool,
Which helps explain why she was so upset.
The most important thing is, don't forget
She's only seven months out of high school,
Where almost everyone thought her a fool.
She's going to be smart, some day. Not yet.