Louis and the Crowd

Immense Immanual bends bars of steel,
And Pork-face Petra sports a fulsome beard . . .
The Chickenhead berates the crowd that cheered
The tightrope walkers, Buzz and Benny Beale,
And is quite justified, the others feel,
In calling the crowd down. As Louis feared,
The crowd thought eating fire was really weird
But nobody believed his act is real.

Laconic Louis does not bare his teeth
To show the lacerations on his gums,
But waits for Thad the Throat to smile and sheathe
His swords, then, to the rolling of the drums
He loudly introduces Kelpmouth Keith,
Who sticks his face into a tank, and hums.