Hoo Dee Hah!

I managed to put by a little cash,
Which I believed both ethical and wise,
While my successors botched the enterprise
And sailed along like imbeciles, as rash
As measles and as useful as cold ash.
They murmured foolish, useless alibis
Mixed in with sad, inane, and heedless cries
Like, "Ah, Love!", "Hoo dee hah!", and other trash.

The chairman called the meetings of the Board
Ridiculous, and who could not agree?
They tried to pin the fiscal slide on me,
But when I was heading the company
We all made money, and while profits soared
I had made certain I could still afford
Some fun — even a little irony.