Ceaselessly the Wind Blows

The most ridiculous, disaster-prone,
And loveless individual I've seen?
One insubstantial woman dressed in green
And waving the worst banner ever flown.
It said something in Latin verse, unknown
To recent scholars, something very mean
And coprological, which she was keen
To share with us. We yelled, "Leave us alone!"

She fell, got up, fell down again, complained
About the attitude she always faced,
A sort of hard shell, tempered with distaste,
And claimed that in St. Ives it never rained,
But ceaselessly the wind blows. Then we feigned
Exhaustion, saying we had eaten paste.