Pharmacological Announcement

Prime Minister Pothead has just declared
He absolutely needs cheese curds and chips
To make decisions that won't be impaired
By hunger; I heard it from his own lips.
He says he used to mainline LSD,
But I don’t think that’s possible, is it?
I had a cube of it once, in my tea,
And thought: my baseball cap and glove don’t fit,
So I tried heroin, mushrooms, cocaine,
And ecstasy, but none of them worked right.
I think the PM has just gone insane,
And I blame coffee, which he drinks all night.
This red pill with no name, my drug of choice,
Has robbed me of my charm, but not my voice.