Dog's Breakfast

I was in-vitro fertilizing eggs
When I was interrupted by my friend,
Who asked if I had any cash to lend,
And when I queried him, he said the kegs
Were empty. "Grace and I just drained the dregs
Of those once-heavy barrels. What you spend
Will come back to you: one distinguished blend
And endless beer, plus two unsteady legs."

After I thanked him for his care of me,
I lost my train of thought, so I'm afriad
I may have cloned a dog. She has been spayed,
Her fangs were all removed summarily,
But she seems to have nipped a VIP,
And my superiors have been dismayed.