Sunday, February 04, 2007

True Apology

I'm sorry that I called you a great lump;
You are not great. You're certainly an ass,
Unhandsome as an aging wide-mouth bass,
An idiot, an empty-headed chump,
Unworthy to be living at the dump,
A feeble waste of time, a hollow mass,
A prime example of a lack of class,
The height of ignorance, a mental stump.

I can't be worried that insulting you
Will leave you crying, since you have no heart.
You wouldn't understand — you're not that smart.
Still, I apologize. It isn't true
That you're a great lump. You're a charmless shrew,
A moron, an indomitable fart.

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